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Charles Shulz. "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.". - George Carlin. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin. Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Charleton Heston. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama.
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1. "I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." —Mitch Hedberg 2. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.".
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44 Funny Quotes About Men Macho does not prove mucho. Zsa Zsa Gabor The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. Jilly Cooper I don't mind men who kiss and tell. I need all the publicity I can get. Ruth Buzzi It's not the men in my life that count; it's the life in my men. Mae West
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8. "By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day." —Robert Frost. 9. "The road to success is always under construction." —Lily.
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"Man has will, but woman has her way." ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes "Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon." ~ Anonymous "Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they're gone." ~ Lenny Bruce
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Top 10 Funny Life Quotes About Men. "Men are like a good bottle of wine - they age gracefully and occasionally get better with time!". "If men were a dessert, they'd be the scrumptious, unexpected treat that brings a smile to your face!". "Men are the perfect companion for a comedy show - they'll always make you laugh, even.
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Below are some hilarious and funny quotes about men; take some time, read through and have some cheek-splitting, belly-shaking, light-hearted and genuine laughs at the expense of men. Enjoy. Funny quotes about men 01 "Isn't it funny how men keep using the phrase 'boys will be boys'? When will they be men?"
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26. "The good man is the man who, no matter how morally unworthy he has been, is moving to become better.". — John Dewey. 27. "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do.
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Here are some rib-tickling funny quotes about men from the inimitable Mae West and Oscar Wilde and a few others. Oscar Wilde "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?" "Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot."
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270 Copy quote If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher Inspirational, Funny, Wise 122 Copy quote Show source Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. Joseph Conrad Funny, Hilarious, Strong Women 104 Copy quote
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Here are 130 of the most inspirational quotes for men. The goal? To help you improve your life and achieve the success you want. You'll discover quotes by Einstein, Gandhi, Bruce Lee, and more. Enjoy! Man is what he believes. Anton Chekhov A great man is hard on himself; a small man is hard on others. Confucius
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